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06 May 2008 @ 10:41 am
wifi detectors.  
I thought this was absurd when I saw it. Given the ubiquity of 802.11 signals pretty much everywhere (Even at my parents place in the boonies of the welsh valleys I noticed multiple APs), it seems kind of pointless. The sillyness doesn't stop there however. Those with a penchant for looking ridiculous can now also get some matching shoes.

FAIL.

wifi-detecting clothing is the hypercolor of this decade.
 
 
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Jeff Bailey[info]jbailey on May 6th, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
Sure, but in europe you also can get gsm signals on the middle of nowhere.Here in the techo-crippled us neither gsm or wifi is guaranteed even in population centres .

Sigh. A few more years and then iIcan go home .:)

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kernelslacker[info]kernelslacker on May 6th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
I'd have a hard time trying to find somewhere near Boston that doesn't have wifi. (usually WPA protected, but still..). Now, if these things actually discriminated between "open" and "protected", then they'd have a minor amount of value, at the expense of still looking like a dick.

In fact, of all the US states I've visited, NC was possibly the most barren in terms of wifi. I'm sure there are pockets of dead zones everywhere, but in the grand scheme of things, major population centers are pretty much blanketed these days.
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new now know how[info]strangestone on May 6th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
You've never been to third-world countries i bet :)

Though i doubt thingeek targets those, yeah...
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tom callaway[info]spot on May 6th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
These shirts were really really popular in Europe. :/
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[info]iamamoose on May 7th, 2008 08:28 am (UTC)
Next step
The next revision for these shoes is to then log on to any unprotected wifi point they find, download some preconfigured rss feed, then manipulate small pins under each of your toes in some sort of braille-like code. They'd sell really well to students about to sit exams I suspect.
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